reading today's horoscope :
After years of thinking about how to make the future occur as fast as you want it to, you've finally realized that nothing happens until the time is absolutely right for it to happen. There. Now settle down, wait for your cues and spread the word.

aha.
*waits*
*taps foot*
*waits some more*

okay, dammit, where ARE those cues ?  :D :D :D